2. Let’s use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 

3. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

4. Your face or mine?

5. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

6. Hi. Are you legal?

7. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

8. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. 

9. Here’s my cell phone….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight. 

10. Hi. Yes. You’ll do. 

11. That’s a nice blouse, it would go great with my floor. 

12. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

13. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 

14. Do you want to see something swell?

Success rate: 0%

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  “Sharday, the big-tit goddess, should get Model of the Year every year.”-P.M., Lancaster, California. 

  “Sharday has a body that could drive a man insane with lust. To take nothing from her peers, she is truly epoch-shattering.”-K.S., Sheffield, England.

  “Sharday is most bodacious. I hope she’s around for many more years.”-M.K. of Glened, Illinois.

  “I could never get tired of seeing Sharday in your mag.”-A.W. of Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

  “Sharday has youth, exotic looks and the finest all-around body I’ve ever seen. Retire the award and just give it to her.”-K.T., Liverpool, England.

  “I’m so happy to win Model of the Year. I knew there was so much great competition, and to win is an honor. Thank you to all the readers,” Sharday said in a phone call from her home in Texas.Thank you, Sharday.

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