SCORE: What do you do for fun? Play with your breasts?

Ariana: (laughs) Play with myself a lot.

SCORE: What’s a lot? Four or five times a day?

Ariana: Yeah, if I get a chance to.

SCORE: So women are just as horny as guys are?

Ariana: Yeah, I know I am. I don’t like sex as much as playing with myself. But of course sex is a lot better.

SCORE: I’m trying to digest that…Guys are just the opposite. They’ll take as much sex as they can get so they don’t have to play with themselves. 

Ariana: That’s because guys are boring…you know…jerking off. (makes jerk-off movement with right arm). Girls have a bunch of toys they can use.

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Pays the bill. 

What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? 

A hooker will stop fucking you when you’re dead. 

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? 

To prevent clients from being billed twice for getting fucked once.

What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a feminist? 

A lawyer who won’t fuck you. 

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a hooker? 

A hooker only screws one person at a time.

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Today: A look at some of Linsey’s latest, like this tennis photo above, and some of her earliest from a fantastic SCORE career that’s only now kicking into high gear. English SCORELAND members may have caught LDM on the BBC’s reality show “Diners” program. Londoners have the advantage to see her striptease shows at various clubs. Some guys are lucky.

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2. Let’s use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 

3. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

4. Your face or mine?

5. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

6. Hi. Are you legal?

7. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.

8. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas. 

9. Here’s my cell phone….call your roommate and tell her you won’t be coming home tonight. 

10. Hi. Yes. You’ll do. 

11. That’s a nice blouse, it would go great with my floor. 

12. Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

13. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? 

14. Do you want to see something swell?

Success rate: 0%

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“No one can match Sharday’s beauty.”-S.G. 

  “Sharday, the big-tit goddess, should get Model of the Year every year.”-P.M., Lancaster, California. 

  “Sharday has a body that could drive a man insane with lust. To take nothing from her peers, she is truly epoch-shattering.”-K.S., Sheffield, England.

  “Sharday is most bodacious. I hope she’s around for many more years.”-M.K. of Glened, Illinois.

  “I could never get tired of seeing Sharday in your mag.”-A.W. of Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

  “Sharday has youth, exotic looks and the finest all-around body I’ve ever seen. Retire the award and just give it to her.”-K.T., Liverpool, England.

  “I’m so happy to win Model of the Year. I knew there was so much great competition, and to win is an honor. Thank you to all the readers,” Sharday said in a phone call from her home in Texas.Thank you, Sharday.

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A super-favorite among Scorelanders, Angela White juggles college and modeling with the greatest of ease. In whatever Angela does, she gives 100% and then gives some more. And she also stars in an Australian TV show called Fat Pizza. How does she find the time? And where does she want to take her acting? “Roles are limited for women with really large breasts,” Angela told us. “So I don’t look at acting as a full-time job or career. That’s just not going to happen.” As for higher education: “I can honestly say I don’t get any favors like better grades than I deserve or anything like that. I’ve earned my good grades the old-fashioned way, through paying attention in class and studying what I’m supposed to. The funny thing is that with my breasts as large as they are, people have a way of judging me as being stupid before they even get to know me, like I’m a bimbo or something. I definitely am not a bimbo and people find that out rather quickly in an academic setting like at the university. So, yes, I do get treated differently sometimes, but not usually in a good way.” As we’ve said many times, SCORE’s editors will not sleep well until big-boob prejudice is eradicated from the hearts and minds of the human race. When Angela speaks, people can’t help but to learn a valuable lesson. Let’s hope they’re paying attention. Because one must always pay the maximum attention to big-boobed girls.

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Janet is the lucky owner of a body that sends the compass needle pointing north, and all breast-men are lucky because Janet decided to show it off. “Even without those whoppers attached to her, JJ would still be a stunningly beautiful girl,” notes a frequent contributor to the SCORE Card letters section. “As it is, though, she’s a major force to be reckoned with. She reminds me quite a bit of Sierra, and I can only hope she follows her look-a-like’s footsteps into the realm of nasty hardcore. She should rightfully be crowned 2008 Newcomer of the Year, but will, no doubt, lose out to Karina Hart. Oh, did I mention her smile? Amazing!” Another Scorelander who’s appreciative of Miss Jade wants to expound about, “How damn fine Janet Jade’s immense hangers are looking. Unless you pull something truly spectacular out of the hat, and I would never put it past you between now and Christmas, I’d say she’s a sure bet to receive my vote for the 2008 Newcomer of the Year Award, especially after Delotta Brown was robbed last year.”

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Voluptuous magazine covergirl Emily Cartwright walks the staircase to heaven…orgasmic heaven…with this wild, wild video that leaves nothing to the imagination. Emily is proud of her natural big boobs. So proud, she’s always eager to show her beauties off for the SCORE camera. Her stacked and hot body is ready to bust out of her tight dress…Emily merely accelerates the process by undressing for our pleasure. Squeezing and rubbing her boobs and nipples releases those excitement chemicals that send a young healthy girl into heat. She wants the explosion that comes from diddling herself with a big sex-toy, thrusting it quickly in and out of her pussy until she detonates loudly. All-natural advocates will note with glee that Emily’s wet pussy is unshaven this time.

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German bra-buster Bea Summer contacted SCORE about posing some time before the Eleuthera trip was planned. After checking out the photos she emailed model@scoregroup.com, SCORE invited Bea to join in the Caribbean action. But then she had problems with her passport so a disappointed and shocked Bea was actually turned away as she attempted to board her flight in Germany. What a sad moment for everyone that was. Insane criminals can fly around but they stop sweet young girls with big tits. What was under Bea’s sweater was real 100% boob-meat and nothing else. Bea is from Chemnitz, a city in eastern, Germany. She’s 5′8″, 40-24-35, and 139 pounds. Her bra size is 80F in Germany which is a 36E or DDD in the USA and the UK. Back home, Bea works as a hotel receptionist five days a week and sometimes weekends but she wants to be a big-time, international big-bust model. Her hobbies are listening to music on her iPod, swimming and driving around town in her flashy BMW. At least we can all see what we missed in this photo set Bea did in Germany. Sexy!

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